This is Monday.
I know it’s Monday because I’m in an angry, foul mood. Also, I’ve been told by a four year old that I look like a boy because I don’t have boobs (thanks), have now taken 600 mg Ibuprofen and still feel like someone has placed a ton of bricks on my head, had 3 cups of coffee because I just happend to wake up at 2 in the morning and NEVER went back to sleep, and to top it all off, I have to go to a ballett recital today. For 5 and 6 year olds.
Damn you, Monday.